If that’s your real name on the book cover, what’s your pen name?
This is a free sample, isn’t it? (Asked while the writer was inscribing the book.)
Did you draw the cover?
I don’t like books with a lot of words.
Was this book printed, or did they use POD?
Did you make it all up, or did someone really kill you?
I just came to the bookstore for a latte.
I wrote a book once. It was about a duck.
I love books. I just don’t read them.
Did Oprah like it?
